where the ****

****ing prick just turned up

"oh aye, i was running a bit late so didnt make it out here this morning"

 

you ate a salad

 

tossed the salad mare like

 

i've got two apples sitting on my desk, decided to go buy some niknaks and a lion bar instead

 

what flavour of nik naks?

 

Hope it's Scampi & lemon.....yum yum

They smell like a girls pee soaked knickers drying over an old school oil radiator....mmmmmmm

 

pickled onion

they dont seem to have settled my guts down much

 

Pickled onion are nice as well

They smell like pickled onion

 

pickled onion nik naks?? must try them, never seen them before

 

you havent lived nev

 

Nev

get yourself 2 mutipacks from Morrisons for £3

Pickled Onion, Rib'n'Saucy & the very delicious Nice'n'Spicy