where the ****

[lone ranger]

****ing prick just turned up

"oh aye, i was running a bit late so didnt make it out here this morning"

 

[B-C]

you ate a salad

 

[Neville Bartos]

tossed the salad mare like

 

[lone ranger]

i've got two apples sitting on my desk, decided to go buy some niknaks and a lion bar instead

 

[Neville Bartos]

what flavour of nik naks?

 

[Castleger]

Hope it's Scampi & lemon.....yum yum

They smell like a girls pee soaked knickers drying over an old school oil radiator....mmmmmmm

 

[lone ranger]

pickled onion

they dont seem to have settled my guts down much

 

[Castleger]

Pickled onion are nice as well

They smell like pickled onion

 

[Neville Bartos]

pickled onion nik naks?? must try them, never seen them before

 

[lone ranger]

you havent lived nev

 

[Castleger]

Nev

get yourself 2 mutipacks from Morrisons for £3

Pickled Onion, Rib'n'Saucy & the very delicious Nice'n'Spicy