UTR's, does Kiwi have any right to to tell us where he is? Is he allowed to take time off from the forum? Is he allowed to wear g-strings to the football? So many unanswered questions!
You mean he's being a slacker? Can't have that. Just not cricket is it? Up and at em Kiwi ole mate! Right you are. Here we go! Tally ho, chaps!
Well he had his hair done on Friday, so I expect Kiwi is just out and about showing everyone his new style...
STOP PRESS please log in to view this image Kiwi update... He has just posted this on the QPR forum Here is a joke for you all thread please log in to view this image https://www.not606.com/threads/heres-a-joke-for-you-all.126633/page-154
I think he must have a new group of friends. I knew l should of put deodorant on. It's my fault, Australia is too close to Kiwiland.
sorry people i could never abandon such a fine bunch as yourselves i have a note here somewhere from my mum explaining my absense and a doctors note