Where is Royston Vasey?

bl00dy poncey coffee shops... I hate the pretentiousness

 

Caffe Nero were asking about you today Mr van Gerwen.

 

I am using up loads of annual leave during a quiet spell - tell them I will be back 2nd week of September

 

The owner of Salisbury Road chippy was asking after you Ronnie.

He claims you are at least 50, but try to blag a Kids Meal ?

 

He is a she and is a quality milf!

 

even if she does smell of fish

 

Roughly translated you have been suspended!

 

Do you have fish fingers in there ?

 

With Mr van Gerwen serving his suspension hopefully he has time to buy a new suit, this would replace the ghastly blue thing he wears badly.

With a new suit it would hopefully impress future employers when he attends interviews should he finally get the heave ho from his current post.

 

Caffe Nero have been asking for you whilst you have been serving your suspension.

They have said they have missed your custom..............................and your suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You two love a flirt.

 

Not a suspension - using up 4 weeks paid leave.

I have been busy practicing my chain smoking and my Double 16s.

 

F*** that, have you seen the state of him!

 

No, but I've seen you

 

The miserable blonde tart in front was on the phone trying to get me thrown out!

 

One of my better t-shirts as well!

 

She just looks sooooooooooooooooooooooo unimpressed. Either about the football, your protest or the face that her son is pulling.

 

As someone who was in close proximity when that photo was taken, I can confirm that said lady was unimpressed with the Elf.

#EjectTheMidget

 

Also, the man in the picture, I swear he just got on my train home. Victoria going through to Ashford... either that or @baraettmattesvensson has a doppelgänger

 

That's him