Mighty this could all escalate very quickly....
Lord Lucan was originally wanted for a minor traffic offence....
Jack the Ripper for back street tooth extractions....
and Guy Fawkes for setting fire to a neighbour's haystack...(mind you, the neighbour was inside it at the time!)
Bear that lot in mind - what might OLOF do next?
I think you should alert all security establishments and main line stations on the look out for a runaway train......going downhill...fast!