Where is Elfs
- Thread starter DickPlumb
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Through his mouth presumably.
I don't think Elfs is one of the 'avant garde' who takes his alcohol nasally or via other obscure methods / orifices.
Has Elfs not been online here since Tuesday?
Give us a shout if you're OK
Give us a shout if you're OK
Hello mate, thanks for asking. All is well but we have been away for a few days and internet access was spasmodic.Has Elfs not been online here since Tuesday?
Give us a shout if you're OK
I am now back in my modest favela and back up and running
He’s been on holiday with his buddy ReamsHas Elfs not been online here since Tuesday?
Give us a shout if you're OK
Funny how you’ve both been quiet on the forumsGood lad is Ivor when you get to know him
Where is he
A couple of rumours doing the rounds.
- Kidnapped in his favela by Brazilian bandits - Mrs Elfs refusing to pay the 23p ransom demand,
- His 1997 brick sized Nokia has finally conked out.
A couple of rumours doing the rounds.
- Kidnapped in his favela by Brazilian bandits - Mrs Elfs refusing to pay the 23p ransom demand,
- His 1997 brick sized Nokia has finally conked out.
Elfs' most recent post was lunch time yesterday.
Perhaps he just had a busy night
Perhaps he just had a busy night
He was knocking back cheap lager last night out of bottles bigger than himself- should imagine he’s sleeping it off in his cot
He was knocking back cheap lager last night out of bottles bigger than himself- should imagine he’s sleeping it off in his cot
He normally pebble dashes this forum & CL with his unique brand of dross every day - a 24 hour hiatus is most welcome.
Our little dog uses the cot nowHe was knocking back cheap lager last night out of bottles bigger than himself- should imagine he’s sleeping it off in his cot
Happy hour prices need to be taken advantage of Guvnor.Elfs' most recent post was lunch time yesterday.
Perhaps he just had a busy night
Don't worry guys, I'm not going anywhere. My shoulders are as broad as Kojak's waistline