The team is called Torquay United, son. You enquired about Torquay - which is the town.
ESSEX GULL
For heavens sake, we have got enough problems with names to keep us going for a while.
The team is called Torquay United, son. You enquired about Torquay - which is the town.
ESSEX GULL
That's just because it's full of second homes and old farts. In terms of the economy there's not a great deal of difference. Full of skagheads and doleys just like the north, you just have a more picturesque backdrop for decline.
I'm not sure about your private life, old bean, but I don't have any 'skagheads' or 'old farts' around my perineum, which allowed your initial analogy.
It's not for me to judge how you live your life though.
ESSEX GULL
The average house price compared to that in Hull would beg to differ, sir.
ESSEX GULL
What is the average house price and average local salary? No gag or offence to come, I'm genuinley interested. I like Torkey, it's nice enough but pretty dull, even its most ardent fan would admit that.
Actually, interesting fact - Ive lived in Hull and Leeds all my life, two places generally considered gritty and rough-ish, but the only time Ive ever been beaten up and mugged was in Torkey. I left a nightclub on my own after a City weekender there and someone ran up behind me, clocked me on the head, knocked me sparko and cleaned out my pockets. I was awoken by a prostitute 3 hours after I left the club in exactly the place I was knocked out. Hundreds of people mustve walked past me on that bust Saturday night / Sunday morn and nobody did a thing to help. And the cowardly fookers didnt have the balls to do it face to face.
Ive made Torkey sound well rough there which it isnt but the story is all truth.
I'm not sure about your private life, old bean, but I don't have any 'skagheads' or 'old farts' around my perineum, which allowed your initial analogy.
It's not for me to judge how you live your life though.
ESSEX GULL
What is the average house price and average local salary? No gag or offence to come, I'm genuinley interested. I like Torkey, it's nice enough but pretty dull, even its most ardent fan would admit that.
Actually, interesting fact - Ive lived in Hull and Leeds all my life, two places generally considered gritty and rough-ish, but the only time Ive ever been beaten up and mugged was in Torkey. I left a nightclub on my own after a City weekender there and someone ran up behind me, clocked me on the head, knocked me sparko and cleaned out my pockets. I was awoken by a prostitute 3 hours after I left the club in exactly the place I was knocked out. Hundreds of people mustve walked past me on that bust Saturday night / Sunday morn and nobody did a thing to help. And the cowardly fookers didnt have the balls to do it face to face.
Ive made Torkey sound well rough there which it isnt but the story is all truth.
I'm not sure what the Turkish earn or what their house prices are. Nor how rough it is there. I'm stereotyping when I state you were lucky not to get stabbed or penetrated.
Have you tried your questions on a Galatasaray forum?
ESSEX GULL
Homophobia, death threats, racism, cyber-stalking, vile insults.... and all because I enquired where the football club would be 5 years after the name change to Hull Tigers. Not one poster deigned to answer politely.
It's patently obvious which site is Hull City's 'nasty' forum full of hard men, ex-hooligans game for a brawl and generally unpleasant characters bringing the good people of Hull into disrepute.
Let us hope that City Independent re-opens for business soon as it's a far more salubrious location.
ESSEX GIRL
Forgive my CI ignorance but is sunn and essexgull one and the same person?
ah your team isn't worth much of a mention?
I understand
I sign my name like a virgin too
Forgive my CI ignorance but is sunn and essexgull one and the same person?
Ah, the cut and thrust of banter towards a bitter rival. It's what makes footy great.
What is a 'pasty and chips'? It's actually spelt 'pastie'.
ESSEX GULL
A troll that can't read, and they say education round here is bad. His user name is PATTY and Chips dumbo. Don't ask what it is it is a local delicacy that you only get round here so a dumb ass Essex troll will not understand. BTW you are probably right about Hull Tigers in 5 years, whereas Hull City will still be in the PL.Now jog off dumbo.