Where are people heading for their holidays?

4 year old?

 

I widny know.

Av been makin this **** up as I went along.

I've no idea why credit card company logos are on debit cards

 

Ya ****er I text her too



You done a bit of research and found out you were wrong didn't you?

 

Naw, I was making it up. I still really have no idea why the logos are there.

I was expecting ****s to come piling on telling me how wrong I was and why exactly the logos are there.

I guess no **** knows on here and am too lazy to go off and find out by myself.

 

Just been looking at where the hotel is I'm staying in. It appears to be in the back of beyond in the middle of a half built resort

No nudist beaches. They're all in the north where gas will be offering biscuits and reacharounds to the locals to take his wife off his hands..

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28227510

 

Well I'm at the airport, breakfast is 2 pints, 2 tequilas and 2 diazepam