Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, dog & cat…… It has come to our attention that a ‘Roger’ is missing….. MIA…… AWOL ….. Owes moneys to Squat Retirement Fund. Anyone who knows of his whereabouts, do not confront him, just advise this reputable site. The Reverend Squat presiding…… Pastor ( the Accountant) Woops also presiding…… Phone 1800ROGERSAFE. ….. Now! No animals were hurt in the making of this General Announcement. The Squat Foundations donates to many organisations around the world each year. If you feel you would like to help others, then donate now to The Reverend Squat Retirement Fund No:23 Phone 1300RETIREREV Phone this number first, before you enquire about Rogers safety! Donations come first, care-factor, second!
The thread has been a huge success with Roger-likers overwhelming this important thread with real concern! Don’t forget to donate first, to the Reverend Squat Retirement Fund no: 23 …. or was that 24? Oh and yes, please keep searching for our good friend, buddy-boy, Roger.
Roger, you went away without requesting leave. Punishable by having to shout the whole crew! Triple gin & tonic please.
have you forgotten the rules im allowed a head start and its only if you catch me please log in to view this image
Service is terrible in the bar attached to the church. I'm still awaiting my gratis malt whisky......