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Where’s Roger, Roger that!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 22, 2023.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, dog & cat……

    It has come to our attention that a ‘Roger’ is missing…..
    MIA……
    AWOL …..
    Owes moneys to Squat Retirement Fund.

    Anyone who knows of his whereabouts, do not confront him, just advise this reputable site.

    The Reverend Squat presiding……

    Pastor ( the Accountant) Woops also presiding……

    Phone 1800ROGERSAFE. ….. Now!

    No animals were hurt in the making of this General Announcement. The Squat Foundations donates to many organisations around the world each year.
    If you feel you would like to help others, then donate now to The Reverend Squat Retirement Fund No:23

    Phone 1300RETIREREV

    Phone this number first, before you enquire about Rogers safety! Donations come first, care-factor, second!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 22, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The thread has been a huge success with Roger-likers overwhelming this important thread with real concern!

    Don’t forget to donate first, to the Reverend Squat Retirement Fund no: 23 …. or was that 24?

    Oh and yes, please keep searching for our good friend, buddy-boy, Roger.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 22, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Roger that Didley !!

    They seek him high, they seek him low, to lose him is a mighty blow......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 22, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your right Woops, he may be off getting a mighty blow job!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 23, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 23, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is Roger That related to Roger Rabbit?
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 24, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear you haven’t been well, Roger.
    Try drinking straight gin with a port chaser for a week.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 24, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no but we enjoy the same activities
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 24, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    anyone need some walls pebble dashing , sorry but we only have have brown as a colour choice
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 24, 2023
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    Rog is back - hurrah !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 24, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'll second that, Bartender ..............................
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 25, 2023
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    The drinks are on Rog :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 25, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Roger, you went away without requesting leave.
    Punishable by having to shout the whole crew!
    Triple gin & tonic please.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2023
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    A frisky malt whisky for me please :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 26, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    have you forgotten the rules im allowed a head start and its only if you catch me
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 27, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Will someone give the bartender a kick start!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 27, 2023
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    Service is terrible in the bar attached to the church. I'm still awaiting my gratis malt whisky......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 27, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s a dry argument!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 28, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    more tea vicar
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 28, 2023
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