'When you do a big step, it can be very dangerous to your trousers.'"

Not as Farrahs I'm concerned, plenty of legs left in it yet.
It seams to be a perfect thread for slackers to waist their time.
Not me though, I've got 501 things to do today, so I'll Levi you lot to it.
Gotta fly.

 

Alternatively, it could fly.

 

That'd be a turnup.

 

Who said this? I haven't really been concentrating.

True though, as I found to my embarrassment at work quite recently having agreed to put up birthday decorations around the desk of one of my team-members - an act that involved stretching my (admittedly) quite short legs more than they would naturally like to go in order to scale her desk.

Rip.

Fun for everyone.

 

You killed her?!?

And everyone took it in their strides.





Wot type of bleedin' place do you work in?

 

I hope everyone braces themselves for the wranglers who will join in.

 

Just button it.

 

There's an old Chinese proverb about trousers, something like 'Man with hole in trouser pockets feels cocky' or sommat

 

Man who takes big steps behind car gets exhausted.

Man who takes small steps in front of car gets tyred.

 

man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky, but man with holes in both pockers not feel too cocky.

 

There's nowt to talk about then.

 

And talking of cars getting exhausted (congrats on the run btw), that reminds me of the difference between a motorway and a prostitute.

One knackers your tyres, the other one tyres your ....

Bleeding hell just watching Germany reserves. They're a bit tasty aren't they (in a footballing sense). Plenty of manly beards, no head bands, no obvious tattoos, but lots of teutonic superior footballing talent.

 

Man who walks sideways through airport departure gate going to Bangkok .

 

If Carlsberg did 'Best Post in July 2017', this this belter would ****ing win it by a country mile.

 

Only if he's got hard on.