When will the - Guess who I've just seen - posts start

My Uncle saw Torres in Hull yesterday, although in fairness he was probably aiming for Liverpool.

 

My gran went to the doctors and he gave her a double dose of bad news: "I'm afraid you've got cancer" he said "and you've also got Alzheimer's Disease", my gran was devastated but being the person she is tried to see the positives in this terrible news. "Oh well" she said, "at least it's not cancer"