When we play defensively

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CPofL KTBFFH

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it's called 'parking the bus' but when ManU do it it's called 'the home side's fierce discipline and sheer bloody-mindedness'.

Unbiased media my arse.
 
Well isnt Jose a 'tactical genius' and Moyes not?

You cant have it both ways


With your huge squad and multi million £ players you are expected to have a go at teams at least
 
it's called 'parking the bus' but when ManU do it it's called 'the home side's fierce discipline and sheer bloody-mindedness'.

Unbiased media my arse.




Ah, but it's all true. We're just a small club with no history, full of nasty players, are incapable of changing our style of play to beat specific opposition, can't play attacking football and always win 1:0 or draw 0:0 and only successful because we have money - unlike Man United, City & Liverpool who all have 500 years of history, don't and have never had glory-hunters, always play the beautiful game, have never had injections of money or bought any players (all home-grown) and have never-ever had any of their players ever involved in anything other than being a perfect individual.

#sarcasm
 
Well isnt Jose a 'tactical genius' and Moyes not?

You cant have it both ways


With your huge squad and multi million £ players you are expected to have a go at teams at least

Well when we won the Champions League in 2012, we were pretty much in the exact same situation as United are now, yet got berated for playing defensively against much better opposition.
 
Well when we won the Champions League in 2012, we were pretty much in the exact same situation as United are now, yet got berated for playing defensively against much better opposition.

thought pretty much the same thing

on a slightly different note
when we are at home in Europe lots of camera shots of away fans making a lot of noise

last night hardly any shots of munich fans despite them singing for most of the match
 
it's called 'parking the bus' but when ManU do it it's called 'the home side's fierce discipline and sheer bloody-mindedness'.

Unbiased media my arse.

Dont remember the Media saying that when you played barca it was more a case of fans on here , just the 2 0 0 draws at OT and Emirates this season the Media had a field day.
 
Well isnt Jose a 'tactical genius' and Moyes not?

You cant have it both ways


With your huge squad and multi million £ players you are expected to have a go at teams at least

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Managerial

In ten seasons of club management, Mourinho has led his club to win its domestic league seven times, the UEFA Champions League twice and the UEFA Cup once. Between 2003 and 2012, Mourinho did not go a single calendar year without winning at least one trophy.

Porto (2002–2004)

Primeira Liga (2): 2002–03, 2003–04
Taça de Portugal (1): 2002–03
Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira (1): 2003
UEFA Champions League (1): 2003–04
UEFA Cup (1): 2002–03

Chelsea (2004–2007)

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FA Cup (1): 2006–07
Football League Cup (2): 2004–05, 2006–07
FA Community Shield (1): 2005

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La Liga (1): 2011–12
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Onze d'Or Coach of the Year (2): 2005, 2010
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Officer of the Order of Infante Dom Henrique
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Moyes - 50

Manager

Preston North End

Football League Second Division: 1999–2000

Manchester United

FA Community Shield: 2013

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LMA Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2004–05, 2008–09
Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2002, September 2004, January 2006, February 2008, February 2009, January 2010, March 2010, October 2010, September 2012, March 2013
 
Like United's multimillion stars did last night

Jose was not manager when we parked the bus in 2012

The op didn't mention 2012....I think he was referring to every other week when you park it <ok>

In fairness though (and it's not often I agree with CRofL) the op has a point. United were more negative than any team I've seen in Europe this year and yet get lauded for having sheer bloody mindedness. Basically Bayern were **** in front of goal last night and were trying to walk it in every time they came forward. I very much doubt they'll have the same problem at the Allianz but footy is a weird game sometimes.
 
Who are you referring to when you mention the media?

When Chelsea won the Champions league all the media was going on about was the brilliant defending and backs to the wall single mindedness that saw you through. It was us fans who said it was negative football.

Personally negative football (for lack of a better term) is a legit tactic if your normal game won't be effective against a superior team. Don't have a problem with what Jose, or Chelsea in general, has/have done, as I'm sure if Liverpool grind out 1-0 wins with heroic defending till the end of the season I'd give less than a **** about what people said.
 
You missed out Jose's anti football, HGV parking certificate and chequebook manager awards out <eek>