Off Topic When I Die

If you had a good meal with a few bears I should say you wouldn't live to have the laughs or the book, you'd already be dead.

 

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Would like to die peacefully probably in my sleep, that's when I am very old.

 

I want to go at 90, shot by the jealous husband of my 19 year old secret, pornstar girlfriend.

 

I want to fake my own death elvis style so we can claim death in service and move to brazil.