I also held 9 ounce of stuff for someone in exchange for an 8th which i never got I've also smuggled stuff on holiday many a time. I'm just a stupid **** in other words.
Was in a hoose one night for a puff, guy came in sweatin' like **** with a baby changing bag. He had taken an eccy, driven his burds motor - without a licence - to pick something up. He then proceeded to open the bag and pull out a massive clear bag containing lots of other clear bags. `Whit's that?' I said `five thousand eccys' I have never shat myself so much in my life. Didnae go back to that hoose for quite a while. <****THAT>
Smuggled about 8 grams of vannilla cush back from Amsterdam whilst my mates all had the same amount/more. Luckily we drove and we wern't stopped. We febreezed the car ridiculous once we were on the ferry (used a whole can) when we got back it still stank of green. After all of this being done succesfully my mate who drove then got pulled over for doing 90 on the A303, the officer must have had a blocked nose because i put one out as we got pulled and he never noticed. Should probably be in jail right now
Those are the 2 most stupid things i've done. Otherwise its little things like getting suspended from school etc.
The time I drunk-drove, I smashed my car into a lamp-post while trying to answer my mobile. Nearly ripped the ****er right out of the floor. 20 month ban (reduced to 15 by doing a course) and a £500 fine Needless to say I've not done it again.
8 grams is just over a 1/4 of an ounce. There were 3 others with at least 8 grams with them aswell so we were bringing back an oz. In english money around £200 worth. Enough to get shafted by the border force id believe.
This means? the 2 stories i've mentioned on here is the 100% truth. Not proud but its part of growing up
