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What's the saddest skill that you possess

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dejazzero, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I can spunk my month's wages 3 weeks before I get paid again <ok>
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I can lick my own eyebrows.
     
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  3. celticeasyontheeye

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    Aye if your into pyjama parties, bottles of olde english and crack children,

    2 outta 3 ain't bad....i drink buckfast <laugh>
     
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    celticeasyontheeye, Sep 9, 2011
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    If that's true, it's impressive and i take back all the SAS, SBS stuff....
     
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    I can recite the opening to Quantum Leap at will.
     
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  6. Jobby Funbags

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    I can still tongue my own helmet and I'm in my thirties <ok>
     
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  7. celticeasyontheeye

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    Did you have rib's removed to do it, like Prince did?...
     
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    celticeasyontheeye, Sep 9, 2011
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    William or Harry?
     
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  9. Jobby Funbags

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    Urban myth.

    Prince's rib was removed to make Eve and the dumb bitch ****ed us all over.
     
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  10. celticeasyontheeye

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    If Jeremy Beadle was to **** you off, then your Knob would look huge.... but on the other hand.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    ...If Matthew Kelly ****ed you off, you'd look like a Chinaman.
     
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    What shopping centre is better.<doh>

    My useless skill is I can make my hands sweat just by thinking about it. Might come in handy if I'm ever on the Jeremy Kyle show doing a lie detector test.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I have the world record for cutting a pineapple up in the quickest time. Skinning, taking the core out and dicing, the lot... With just a knife. Completely sad and utterly useless.
     
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  15. Jobby Funbags

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    According to Jen, it'll make your spunk tastier <ok>
     
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  16. Roquefort Junior

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    *Almost completely useless :D
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I can start sentences and not complet.................
     
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  18. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Just when things were getting complicated
    in the eye of the storm
    she flicks a hot red revelation
    off the tip of her tongue

    My girlfriend is so hot!
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Sep 9, 2011
  19. Roquefort Junior

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    I often have that probl.....
     
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  20. Kyle?

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    i am embarrasingly good at videogames. Doesn't matter what game is, whether i've even played it before, i master it in seconds.
     
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