Shouldn't have put the company name on here. ****ing joke of a place. Two weeks ago a manager talked him down from the roof and do you know what they done? Handed him the phone number for the ****ing employee hotline. He hung himself two weeks later. A couple of months back, the lad who introduced me to this site, hung himself as well. I've been on the sick from that place for a few years but I've just been doing my own thing while they continue to pay me through their insurance until we can agree on a payout that I'll be happy with. ****ers
****s who park on the path & don't indicate **** me off. And those bastards who are in the wrong lane at roundabouts.
Think I've posted this before but I once seen a woman drive her Jag past a parking bay to reverse in ( yes I know hard to believe) and this young cocky f*cker drove in the spot at warp speed and got out saying to the woman "see what you can do when you have a fast car love". She then proceeded to reverse into his car, pull forward and reverse into his car again even knocking his car into the one parked behind. She got out produced a card and said to the lad "heres my insurance detail see what you can do when you have money". Haha funny as f*ck and his face was a picture virtually in tears at his little XR3 being tw*tted.
Ask me about my parking escapade at Swindon, one season, next time you see me. It's on par with your great story but too difficult to explain properly on here. Still gets mentioned by the lads now and it was probably 30 years ago
Having had a few cars scraped or bumped while being parked in a supermarket car park in the past, I now look for a space that is far away from the entrance as possible hoping that when I come back my car is still unscathed. But why do ****S with white vans always park next to me? usually not leaving enough space to get in the ****ing car, boils my piss that does.
My son and his mates did this to a car once who had parked too close. They moved their car and then proceeded to cling film the tw*ts car. Then just moved and waited to see the reaction.
The same thing that happens with anything people put cling film on ..... ..... shoved it in the fridge, left it for a month then threw it in the bin
Guy appeared about 30 mins later and proceeded to unwrap his car whilst everybody else had a chuckle at his expense.
A tattle up the exhaust pipe works as well, or a fish tied onto the exhaust pipe makes the car stink as well. Obviously i've had a miss spent youth
Nitromorse from Halfords. About 8 quid a bottle. Tip it over the car and it strips the paint and causes the roof to bubble up. Write off.
