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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

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  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I turned, and I smiled. I knew she'd been watching me. Watching me from great distance - I grant you - but watching nonetheless. And no-one likes to be watched. Not in the panopticon of the 21st century. Not on the streets of Bideford. Not at night. Not in a dark alley. Not by a 60-year-old pony. Not by any kind of pony. But especially not by a pony which outlives the average Glaswegian. This was a bad situation. And turning around and smiling was my only hope. "Would it work?" The perennial question. The one they ask in the R&D labs. Maybe I'm going to become my own researcher - my own developer - when I found out. Which is now. Right now. But when I took a double-take, my follower had vanished. Gone into the thin, north Devonian air like they had never existed. I wept uncontrollably.

    The above was an excerpt from perhaps Leeds-18's most famous novella - 'The Fading of Abstinence: Volume I'. Available from all good bookstores.
     
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  2. Erik

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    Beautiful <applause>
     
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  3. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I'm a little of everything I've been accused of.

    And I'm still better than all of you bastards put together.

    GIRFUY

    WATP

    B&Q
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    Go pick us a winner, Eddie.

    Oh that's right, you can't.

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    why did people call me a genius and give me my own column then <laugh>

    why do have I proof of solid profits?

    you have nothing old man, its rather sad that you would go on and on about something that is clearly bollocks

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  9. Tina_old

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    Lmfaooooooooooooo<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Do you feel him, Eddie?

    Well, do ya?

    <laugh>
     
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    eddieveeee New Member

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    not really tina to be honest

    just not sure what i done to you to hurt you so badly?

    care to explain?
     
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  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No.
     
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    Not funny.
     
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  14. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Do you think we're here solely to amuse you, ****?
     
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    Please request to be spoken to when you address me.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Have a nice weekend y'all <hug>
     
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  17. eddieveeee

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    tina stop telling lies about me and ill stop telling the truth about you

    big man ;)
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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