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What's the biggest thing you have put up your arse ?

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    FFS, Dev'll be furiously scribbling that one into his 'gag book' for future use.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 18, 2016
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Dev don't write jokes down, he memorises them.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Whereas I just make mine up myself<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 18, 2016
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Didn't you make up one about a slapped pasta dish or something ?
    I forget the details but it was a real corker .<laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jan 18, 2016
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yep I sure did mate, I was describing to my mates the state of a bird's fanny and quick as a flash, I said it looked like a punched lasagne! Hahaha lolzy, the laughter must of gone on for hours after I said it. I sometimes still get random ****s buying me a beer if I say it again. Good times then, good times now
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Comedy gold pal.
    I can almost picture the state of the woman's box bloody hell "punched lasagne " he said :smiley-finger007:
    You still ****ed her right ?
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I hope you both die.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not only did I **** her, I ended up marrying the bitch <party>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 18, 2016
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    So each evening do you ask her "can I hole ye"?
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh:
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Cannelloni try saying it quickly 6 times
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jan 18, 2016
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever had to fight off a greasy Italian waiter trying to get in about your bird's fanny with an over-sized pepper mill?
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Is that one of the Qua reviews? <yikes> <yikes>

    Paolo you're one sick **** <grr>
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Weirdly enough, "over-sized pepper mill" is her pet name for my cock
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    How the **** did this fred get 2 pages?
    I have a vision of clubfoot looking for investors and describing his site and showing them when this fred appears<laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 18, 2016
  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Just answer the question Mick don't be shy, was it a potato ?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl>
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    New record lads I managed a butternut squash.<ok>
     
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