Whats it all about... Alfy?

I found your facebook pic El Bando.

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ok now you bore me.. bye

 

Job done....

 

Its a bit sad you spent the time looking through all my posts...

 

Pleasure to work with you

 

Cheers lads

Um think he probably just looked at your post count and took a guess . . . . . . . . . and was apparently right.

 

I didn't, that's why I asked you what your 200 comments consisted of.

So. Are you. Going. To answer?

It's ok you don't have to. I'm sure you have cars to shag.

 

Bye!

 

As opposed to you shagging footballers?

 

Snappy comeback . . . . . . . unless you prefer shagging humans to machines.

 

Well if I happened to be gay and wanted to shag a gay footballer then there wouldn't really be a problem, would there?

Or do you still frown upon that sort of thing?

 

So you would rather shag a bloke? my preference is niether of the above thanks, Ill pass.

you guys are really dumb at fighting back an argument but I like your spirit

 

I happen to know that El_Bando had his knob surgically set at right angles so's he could piss round corners like his heroes.

 

Rocky Mountain Oysters

2 pounds calf testicles*
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce

* Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.

** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.

With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels.

Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.

 

are all newcastle fans like the hairy bikers? wow who would of thought!!

 

Has he left yet?

Probably left the Cinquecento running...

 

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I had to find a picture of them without their bikes as I was concerned the sight of something with petrol in it would get you going.

 

yawn