What's For Tea Tonight?

I’m the same but I do have a bit of wine at weekends.

 

I’m having that too.

 

I'm having soup and omelette for dinner.

 

*omlette

 

I'm not in the mood for popping in, Mon. I've got a headache.

 

Sound like my boyfriend.

 

I thought you died years ago , pleasantly surprised you are alive .

 

At least your belly is better

 

Thank you, buddy. I'm just about hanging in there.

I take it you are in good health?

 

I doubt it I don't really look after myself.


Passed a very hard stool this morning which smarted other than that ?

 

I can't remember the last time I passed a face-tingling stool. Count your blessings, pal.

Just try and make an effort for the nippers. That is my motto.

 

Got To Get You Into My Wife

PMSL



FTP

 

Hey bitches. One of you assholes promised me a fat man. Pudding was his name, eating was his game. You send fat boy over to Momma. Be quick now.

 

Whilst you guys are out shopping for your dinners, could you please pick up some high energy food for the birds? Fat balls, mealworms and suet pellets are especially nutritious. And put out some fresh water if you can. Birds need clean feathers if they are to stay warm during the colder months.

Cheers.

 

Most of the birds I know like a la carte but I'll give it a go m7

 

A la clart iirc

 

Fat balls and peanut peckers are essential this time of year in the Northern climes.

 

Pet names Mrs Grove has for me.

 

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