What's for tea tonight then?

Think I shall treat myself to a chinky.

 

that's a bit racist mate. Expect more from you

 

I've been working for the last 2 weekends so planning on getting battered.

Can't ****ing wait

 

I rang up my local Chinese the other and a bloke answers "hello I'm Po King the manager,how can I help you". I told him I'd ring him back when he was finished!

 

Going over to friends tonight. Dunno what we're getting fed. But wine will be involved. Lots n' lots of wine.

 

Sounds gay. Can I come on your face?

 

It is a gay couple right enough. (lezzers)

 

I was at a gay mens flat last weekend. The missus was there as well, so nothing happened. Poured my own drinks of course, you know what those gays are like.

 

The strong smell of fish doesn't necessarily mean that you're being served salmon fillets.

 

Are they butch?

 

Aye, they do like to use rohypnol as a mixer.

 

One kinda is (and a Sellic fan), the other isny (disny like fitba at all).

 

Can we stop derailing the thread with this homophobic chat.

They're human beings FFS.

 

get a pic of the butch one so we can add her to the gallery

 

We've got a gallery of dyke pictures? That should help Mike with the Google rankings.

 

Usually I don't mind, but I thought my fiancee would be horrified to learn that I can handle a cock better than her.

 

I used to go for nights out with a gay couple (blokes). It wiz great. They would getting chatting to groups of wimmin who would feel comfortable in the company of ****s and let their guard down. Then Gambol would spring his trap.

Worked like a ****in charm.

 

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Quite and I suspect that neither of them are murdering terrorists either.

 

Naw, we've got a taig gallery on the Rangers board