What's for tea tonight then?

Lobster tails!

Not sure what to have them with or even how to make them.

 

You have to boil your lobster while it's still alive mate. Make sure the ****er is still wriggling when it hits the plate.

 

Might be a tad difficult as it's only the tail and not the full lobster...

 

You need to find out what happened to rest of the thing. There might be an angry lobster out there looking for it's tail. Would spoil your dinner if it turned up just as you were about to tuck in.

 

haha, doubt that would happen!!

 

They're already cooked, most likely.

 

After eating them, Bealy can pretend he's been fingering his burd.

 

Nope, well they're not red

 

Not if he uses a knife and fork you ****in big ****.

 

Only an autistic would use a fork and knife to eat lobster tails, you autistic auld ****.

 

^^^^^^^ Beelin' ****.

 

^^^^

Autistic and nearing death.

 

Everyone is nearing death you ****in ignorant jessie.

 

You're further along the road than most.

 

I think you are you AIDS ridden junkie arse bandit.

 

I'm not the **** reminiscing about some idealised pish from the 1950s.

 

The 70's actually you ****in moronic imbecile.

You have no memories because you're a ****in smack head.

 

Piss of ya auld ****. Your posts read like some ****e out of Lord of the Flies.

Now **** off Piggy.

 

Lost the argument again ^^^^^^^^

 

Haw, don't be dissing "Lord of the Flies". It's a ****in brilliant book.