What's for tea tonight then?

Am not even going there

 

Homemade chilli. None of your thin runny pish eaither, nice and thick and chunky.

Like my DICK

 

Fish Supper for this Taig.

 

Curry from Mother India tonight



Then my home made fajitas on saturday. Top drawer

 

And this one.

 

Sounds like a plan,me too or Nandos but may not be arsed to ring and go and collect it.

 

Nandos

get out

 

Lots of beer and a couple of gs of k for me.

Maybe a pizza if I don't leave the pub too late.

 

ketamine? drug of choice for lesbians. FACT

 

Says the big-dog that snorts ****ing fake-coke and takes vallies

 

Of course, the drug of choice for gays are poppers.

My mate done them one time in the dancing. Phoned me up the next day and said he could fit a tennis ball up his arse. Only one way he could have known that.

As for dinner tonight, I am not sure what's on my menu. Probably having a big durty burger for lunch at 2, so won't need much feeding when I get home.

 

Sex on ket must be like having sex on the moon.

 

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It's all right with the extra hot sauce,spicy rice and peas

 

That your plans for the weekend sorted?

 

Chinky from the slitty-eyed emporium.

 

I don't touch the stuff.

Once was too much.

 

I don't take coke.

Only take vals when dying of hangover

 

it's ****ing intense eh?

 

Quite a novel name, I like it.

 

Aye, no half.