What's for tea tonight then?

Enjoy, bealey.

Can I come?

 

Going out for dinner with family tonight - but they've booked a beefeater so the food will be rubbish. My dad's third wife is going - am seriously tempted to try and give her one one of these days

 

You got pictures of her?

Will you be eating her pie for dinner?

 

No chance

 

Sure, we've had a few pulling out so just head along, we'll have like 10 extra spaces I'd guess so get yourselves along guys

 

I wish...won't make the flight in time Bealey but have a belter.

Get yourself geared up for the 20 somethings curry and cock night

 

Fs 3rd wife,what is it they say,once is unfortunate etc

 

The one he left my mum for ran off with someone else

 

karma

 

Slut more like.

 

She was a New Zealander so that's an oxymoron.

 

what is?

 

her being a slut......... and as i'm typing i've realised that i've committed one of the biggest mindyfails of the year

 

did you think oxymoron meant something else?

 

There are 3 guests on here ffs.

How did they expect to find porn on a thread called 'What's for tea tonight then?'

Sad ****s.

 

I knew it didn't mean that but had one of those mad moments where i got my words mixed up It's been a long week.

 

Lol look everyone, dan is an oxyMORON

 

Don't sticky this thread

 

I agree now - either that or can someone spam it for about 50 pages please?

 

Putting loads of porn on threads doesn't get them deleted anymore, it just makes Mick beel and they all get deleted.