What's For Tea Tonight Folks?

Easy Jamie Oliver.....Maggi does all the hard work for you

 

Hullo, doll

 

Fanny Craddock was good.

Fanny put everything into it.

Her batter was magnificent.

 

This is a very Irish thing and maybe Scottish as well,older folk invariably.The missus' mother just piles on the salt before she even tastes her dinner,does me head in cos I usually do the cooking.Has anyone ever experienced people adding tomato ketchup to your bolognaise? I have

 

That wid send me ballistic

 

I just hate it when people self season my Maggi cooked in the bag chicken.....

The natural locked in goodness is all they really need to balance the acidity of the packet mix I used

 

Shut up and show us yer punched lasagne

 

We're more feminine than you ya big butch, tree chopping, skin headed brute, ya ****. **** off tuna!

 

I had a mate years ago and had half his finger chopped off years before and I was being a cheeky **** to him one night and he put up both his fists and said, "**** off, are you wanting the fiver or the four fifty"!

 

Fanny Cradock, her husband said something like this after the show, after she was making doughnuts, "I hope all your doughnuts turn out to be like Fanny's"

 

I hate you
Booo! Get aff the ****in stage

 

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

You gotta hand it to her.

 

that's right

and I know a joke about doughnuts.

guy goes into a cake shop and says is that a doughnut or a meringue? no you're right enough it's a doughnut.

made it up myself!!

 

I don't get it pal

 

I mentioned the Fanny Cradock joke before(which actually did happen), but I don't think that it was on her show, I'm sure Dev said which show it was on, as he was in the audience or something.

 

excuse me mate, this is a scouse free zone

now piss off ****

 

Actually had a spinach omelette last night, it was absolutely magic!

Tonight is prawn linguine.

 

It was actually Bill Tennent who said it