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Whats black and runs around a garden?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by leavemyarsealona, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I wish you ****s who work, would stop moaning about us people on benefits.

    You got to work for 1 reason only, to pay for people like me & so you should.

    You never see the wider picture.

    Yes it might hurt now, seeing me drinking your hard earned cash away, whilst i do **** all, but in the long run it is cheaper.

    Why is it it cheaper i hear you say?

    Well i probably will not live to collect a state pension, therefore saving you thousands of pounds in the future.

    So stop moaning about people on benefits, as we are all here to eventually make you better off, by dying younger.
     
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  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    What's black as charcoal and looks like a sausage?

    Black pudding.
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    What's brown and egg-shaped?


    An egg.
     
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  4. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Yes.......but not necessarily quickly enough !
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Who cares what he does for a living. At least he didn't take 6 years to complete a useless degree. <laugh>
     
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  6. leavemyarsealona

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    Yes, and I fully appreciate not everyone on the benny is taking the piss out of the system, and I know there aren't enough jerbs around to go round for everyone, but when I see people like teenagers rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of £51 a week, It makes me sad/angry that they're not motivated to go out and do something with their life. Also irritates me when people say they got paid, when they're on benny, it's just a handout. Needs to stop.

    My life must be ****? **** off you pleb.

    I'm an apprentice carpenter working for a housing company in Plymouth 3 days a week (Ideally I'd like to be 7 days a week, but there's a few apprentices with the company at the minute all doing 3 days a week)

    I also work as a lifeguard on the days where I'm not working as a carpenter, on the weekends and I teach diving in the diving pools. <ok>

    Yourself?
     
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  7. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    On my phone now so can't be arsed to argue about this again.

    Go back to drawing little pictures of houses, sad **** <tescobuilder>
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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