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Whats BEEF?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    :emoticon-0159-music....Ha ha ha ha ha
    check out this bizarre
    posting style used by me
    Slurpy G

    What's beef? Beef is when you need 2 Gats to go to sleep
    Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
    Beef is when I see you
    Guaranteed to be in ICU, one more time

    What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
    Beef is when you roll no less than 30 deep
    Beef is when I see you
    Guaranteed to be in ICU...:emoticon-0159-music

    So far we have

    @Chief v @Skylarker

    @Stan v @FosseFilberto

    @Commachio v @Suckmyklopp

    Anyone else itchin for a bitchin or just fancy matchmaking...this is the thread to put it to bed
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    One time for them prayin on ma downfall.
     
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Beef? Nah, that comes from a cow
    I'll take ya to an abattoir and show ya how
     
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Many men
    wish death on me
    lord i dont cry no more
    dont look to the sky no more
    have mercy on me
    have mercy on my soul
    somewhere my heart turned cold
    have mercy on me
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Tel and Tel.
    Matth and his phone's camera lens.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I've had a few arguments here, as Sky readily pointed out, but none with any lasting damage.

    **** sake, it's a football forum, people disagree and 'argue' all the time.

    If someone calls me a **** (or twat in Bod's case) then I give it back, as I would expect others to give to me. That's how it works.

    No big deal though, I wouldn't harbour a grudge or anything or expect anyone to do in return. I would imagine Sky is one of the ones I would happily enjoy a few pints with if the opportunity ever arose.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name
    I'm fed up with being humble
    And rumour is I'm hungry, I'm sure you heard bumblings
    I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach
    I heard your mumblin' but it's jumbled in mumbo-jumbo
    The era that I'm from will pummel you
    That's what it's comin' to
    What the **** are you gonna do? Where you runnin' to?
    I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two
    And dump on you if you ain't Slurpy
    If you ain't Saffy or Sky or Comm then you're.... dead.... bitchass tricks
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sky’s the type of homeboy who tells you it’s your round every time... don’t be going for a pint with that man Chief.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You're more Stock Cube than Ice Cube, bru ... beef flavour obviously <laugh>
     
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  10. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <applause> Yep.
     
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  11. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    ‘I often stay awake at night worrying when one of my posts doesn’t receive at least 3 likes.
    Should I have worded it differently?
    Too many emojis?
    Or do they all just not like me?’

    Kendrick Lamar
    Humble
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That’s fighting talk Slurps, twist this niggaz cap back.
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Nowdays
    Fossy always wanna talk
    like he got summat to say
    but nothing comes out
    when he move his lips
    just a bunch of gibberish
    and the Mofo acts
    like he forgot
    about me
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Came looking for beef, saw rap karaoke.

    Left
     
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  15. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    **** off then tit lips
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why have you got Shirley from eastenders as your avatar?

    No one wants to see that man.
     
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  17. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Why have you got the mitchell brothers as yours?
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    They're pretty. <laugh>
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    Pissoff

    we dont need your ****ty input anyway
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah get the **** outta here MGK you mumblin motherfucker.
     
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