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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    What about 'Why did you say we were going to spend the £35m when we clearly were not?'
     
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  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Can I shag your daughter?
     
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  3. AH

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    How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?
     
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  4. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Easy! He'd cut as much wood as a woodchuck could cut if a woodchuck could cut wood <ok>

    So about half a tonne?
     
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  5. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahahaha
     
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  6. Amnesiac

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    How many pies on average do you eat a day, excluding snacks?
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    What about 'Do you what the offside rule is?' he probably hasn't got a clue
     
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  8. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    What kind of conditioner does Coloccini use on his hair, and where can I get some?

    How is Tiote able to control my mind without even knowing who iam?

    Why are you so disgustingly rotund? is it bad genes or are you are incapable of saying not to a good PIE or CAKE?

    Is Llambias's father actually a giant mutant owl?
     
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  9. UNITEDTOON

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    that had potential, if you had worded it correctly. <doh>
     
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  10. The_Grim_Reaper

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    Umm because Cabaye was a one-off, as we activated a clause in his contract

    And neither him or Tiote have fully proved themselves yet?
     
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  11. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I would say Tiote has proved himself despite a slow start to the season
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    Dear Mr Ashley.

    If I pray be so bold as to suggest, the gastric band that the doctor recommended isn't supposed to go round your wallet, you fat twat.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 3, 2011
  13. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahaha :)
     
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    [video=youtube;OaiSHcHM0PA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaiSHcHM0PA[/video]
     
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