Off Topic What would you rather give up?

That`s why I chose fanny.

 

Always knew you preferred sausage over fanny pops

 

I would starve without meat in my diet and when I get in from work and the kids have started winding me up I turn to the drink. By elimination I think I have my answer but I just cant bring myself to say it! I'll come back to it later.....

 

Don't really drink and eat mostly veggie (as wife is veggie).

Guess that means I haven't given up fanny, hope my wife realises this.

 

What about if your a Veggie, tea total and gay?

 

I'm guessing you've no friends, never get invited to dinner and got a ring-piece like a Tesco's shopping bag!

 

Wouldn't happen, all (male) gays love pork sword and a Pina Colada.

 

Haven't got a come back for that one mate

 

What a c*nting ( is that a word) question that is.
I vote a 7 day ban for Billy for asking it.

PS, I'm married.My sex life is like a Ferrari. I dont have a Ferrari so fanny would have to be my answer.

 

I don't drink alcohol, so can't give that up.

I'd give up fanny, no problem. I'm actually not that bothered about sex and only do it to please her. Wouldn't bother me much giving that up.


PS, If I did drink, I would still give up fanny first.


PPS, No, I'm not gay either.

 

Would have to be meat, but it would hurt.

 

Even bacon?

 

Is that giving it up or taking it, coz the latter would definitely hurt?

 

Thats the only reason I started eating meat again! The smell of a bacon sarny!