What would you do with.....

... if it makes you feel good believe it Quents ... but reality has been particularly crushing for you as we all know ... suffice to say I imagine I will always have you dancing like a somewhat portly puppet

 

11% ?

If yes , I'll do the rest...don't need to tell you what and how...you'll have your money safe.

 

Reckon the Old bill are probably preparing a case against you for wasting police time mate.

I hope you know a good lawyer ?

 

yes piskie this is the sort of jury servicing i will be doing too if i ever went on.

Taking the law into my own hands and applying my own common sense.

Killed a man for killing your kid? "i call not guilty"

 

If somebody killed my kid I’d kill them before it ever got to court.

But in this case the CPS were trying to bring a prosecution for possession with intent to supply and because of the amount at his flat it was a high court case. When in fact he was just a flake who stumbled across an abandoned stash and was in the process of posting his mate an eighth Never should have come to court in the first place really. He should have been given a caution and the police taken possession of the drugs for destruction (ie selling it on....)

 

think you misunderstand what i wrote mate, you'd be the one on trial for killing the man who killed your child and if i was in the jury i'd be voting for not guilty even if you got caught bang to rights

 

I'd be prosecuting that case, Bobby, and I'd be pressing for a conviction and then the death penalty.

Sorry, Pix.

 

^^^^ rattled

 

No, Pix, I am not rattled.

I'd do it on a pro bono basis.

 

I'd never do jury service **** that.

 

Get yourself arrested and charged with some minor offence, then you won't have to!

 

Or qualify as a solicitor or barrister.

 

I might be alright anyway then, does it have to be a charge or conviction?

I always figured that if I ever got called up I'd just turn up on the first day and say i knew the defendant.

 

What you didnt see was him walking away kaiser soze style, chuckling to himself before jumpin into his lambo been driven by his page 3 bird with humongous jelly sacks

 

Doing a bit of free conveyancing doesn’t make you Rumpole of the Bailey mate.

 

I think the moment you're charged you have a record, so no chance of jury service?

 

Thinking about I'm sure I know someone who has been to prison and been called up.

 

A quick google says I'm talking out my arse. You could get called up with a criminal conviction and it looks like if you have served a prison sentence more than 10 years ago,you're OK too.

 

So I could get called up one day, plan A it is then