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what would you buy pards for Christmas

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by pauljohnhutch, Dec 23, 2014.

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  1. Bexinio

    Bexinio Well-Known Member

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    I'd buy him a pint and hope he managers you guys forever!!!
     
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    Bexinio, Dec 23, 2014
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    JakartaToon, Dec 24, 2014
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So that story about some stranger tore it up when he pulled out his tiny pecker and she laughed is true? I thought she was just making excuses.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 24, 2014
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Look, that's not fair! It was freezing cold that day (barely even 30 degrees C) and the pump mechanism on my enlarger had broken. Not to mention that your missus has massively freaky 'man hands' for a lass, which made it look even smaller.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 24, 2014
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If only I could, I'd buy him Andy Carroll, Ron Vlaar, and Petr Cech

    or maybe just one of those tricoders off Star Trek that magically heal people - even if they have a limb hanging off!!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 24, 2014
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