What would they be?

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

tony pulis would be coaching rugby

oh, sorry, he does that now!

ok, he'd be a wrestling coach

oh, for goodness sake...

 

[canary_max]

Sir Alex Ferguson would be Jonah

Steve Kean - a double glazing salesman

 

[tipsycanary]

Steve Kean would be a hairdresser

 

[Exile]

Mick McCarthy would be a station announcer/town cryer. "THE TRAIN NOW ARRIVIN' AT PLATFORM ONE..."

 

[royalbarclayfan]

I´m sure Owen Coyle would be on TV commercials advertising toothpaste.

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

eddie howe would be at playschool

 

[tipsycanary]

Wenger would be a priest running the boys choir

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

Wenger would be a priest running the boys choir

i completely miss read that! i thought you'd typed ruining........

 

[Exile]

Woy Hodgson would be minister for education, in charge of the three 'W's'.

 

[tipsycanary]

i completely miss read that! i thought you'd typed ruining........

Haha maybe more accurate?

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Grant holt would be a horse

 

[canary-dave]

I went to Bungay Grammar, left in 1964 and have never been back to Bungay!

What the hell is Chicagos? All I remember was a cinema, a butter cross and the three tuns hotel!

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

Harry Rednapp would be in prison for tax fraud.... oh wait a minute
Colin would be the slightly dodgy overcompetitive sports teacher in a sheffield school for boys with special needs
Martin Jol - Bond Villain, just needs a white cat and a monacle
Neil Lennon - Member of the Wealsey clan in the Harry Potter Films

I've often thought that Mick Mccarthy looks like Mr Burns when he is portrayed as a vampire in the Simpsons although it may just be me.

 

[ilovedelia]

Terry Venables....Wig seller.
Mark Huges.........Miserable bastard.
Colin ****er.......Question master on University challenge.
Paul Lambert.......Interpreter.
Kenny Dalglish.....Head master of a blind school.
Steve Keane.......A nobody.
A.V.B................A School boy.
Fergie...............Optician.
Martinez........... Politician.
Owen Coyle...... Catalogue model for shorts.
Paul Jewell........Binman.

ILD OTBC

 

[ilovedelia]

I went to Bungay Grammar, left in 1964 and have never been back to Bungay!

What the hell is Chicagos? All I remember was a cinema, a butter cross and the three tuns hotel!

Dave........!!!!!!!!???????? Bungay.... a historic SUFFOLK market town????
Are you a closet binner??????

ILD OTBC

 

[redruthyella]

Barry Fry would be in a pathetic soap about Londoners without washing machines


Sorry I forgot there is one.

 

[redruthyella]

Paul Sturrock would be a Michelin Man

 

[Norwich stare at the Premiership]

Roberto Martinez would be an F1 driver.

 

[Norwich stare at the Premiership]

Steve Kean would be middle management at Tesco's,
Ferguson would own 'Ferguson and sons motors"
Wenger would be a GP.
Martin Jol would own a burger van outside Comet.

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Paul Jewell would be a porn star - Oh wait a minute!
Alan Pardew would be the "before" in the just for men adverts
Sam Allardyce would be a champion gurner and Les Dawson tribute act
Tony Pulis would be a miserable bastard - Oh wait a minute!
Paul Lambert would be a French language teacher
Delia would be learning to cook