What would they be?

[tipsycanary]

Pretty bored doing work so something to kill the time. Players are often asked in novelty interviews and match day programs "What would you be if you were not a footballer?".

So on the flip side what jobs do you think the various managers would have if not involved with football? For example 'arry Redknapp could be a dodgy second hand car salesman or Lambert could be (is) God

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

david moyes would be a dinner lady

 

[ncfcwonky]

Sir Alex Ferguson would be a shopping mall Santa.

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Paul Jewell would be on the dole

 

[redruthyella]

Paul Jewell would be a football manager!

 

[tipsycanary]

haha now you mention it I could actually see that dont know why though, a disturbing image

 

[redruthyella]

Ian Holloway would be Long John Silver

 

[redruthyella]

Sam Allardyce (well his head anyway) would be on Mt Rushmore

 

[eeore]

AVB would be an X-factor winner - currently doing a guest spot at Chicago's in Bungay.

 

[ncfcwonky]

Roy Keane would be a 007.

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

Arsene Wenger would be a geography teacher

 

[ncfcwonky]

Rooney would be the elf, if Ferguson is Santa.

 

[Exile]

Neil Warnock (prior to losing his job) would have run a 'second hand land'.

 

[ncfcwonky]

Colin would be an MP.

 

[redruthyella]

Capello would be able to work with his twin Angelos Epithemiou

 

[redruthyella]

Glenn Roeder would still be ****in useless.

 

[redruthyella]

Martin Jol would be a porn star

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

fabio capello would be starring in the dolmio adverts

 

[redruthyella]

Abu Qatada would be Chelsea coach if AVB wins X Factor

 

[tipsycanary]

Pardew would work in a casino
McLeish would be a whiskey taster