What would be your Dream Job ?

Edited cos I am a **** *

 

There was a young lady from Ealing,
who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pee'ed all over the ceiling.

You can have that one gas.

 

Ta, get some on here. http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/245665-The-Rhyme-fed

 

Plus i'm a rapist.

 

The Burmese army have been using rape as a weapon. I prefer to use it as an icebreaker...