I had just walked into a bar in Seoul to see big Balde sitting in the tunnel(I take it he got sent off?) with his big bitch lips blubbering away, then got a hooker to celebrate a win for real football as opposed to the anti-football pish Celtic played that night.
What part of Seoul? Just ****in' wid you. Go **** yourself Gerard. Knock this Rangers **** on the head. C'mon over to the good guys.
I was living in Bundang at the time, which is just outside Seoul, but that night/early morning I was out in Kangnam in Seoul.
Bundang ain't really Seoul though.......ach never mind. 'that ain't the important bit. Come join us Gerard.
...It was a reference to.....Never mind I can tell you are mulling over the offer to become a good guy You'll have to knock the hoors on the head and start an intensive evangelising course before you get Baptised into the one Holy Catholic and Apastolic Church. I can be your sponsor. I am going to sponsor Dev as well. We are going to dip him in the Clyde just as our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was dipped in the Jordan. Every single Celtic supporter or player ever was a Catholic. That is where it starts. Mohammad Bangura is dropping the name Mohammad. You'll see a guy on the bench next year called John Bangura......It isn't another Bangura. It is the same one. Wait and see how the goals flow when he becomes a Pape
