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What TV programs piss you off most?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, May 9, 2011.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    A Place By the Sea
    A Place in the Sun
    A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
    Location, Location, Location
    Escape to the Country

    Get off your huge, fat, lazy arses and find your own home like everyone else you posh rich stuck up ****s. It's not difficult, there are these things called estate agents and the internet that might help.

    "Oh, it's just outside our budget of £750k......but we love it so might find some more money". **** OFF.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    The ONLY thing I watch on ITV is Champions League football and even then I turn it on at 7.45, don't watch the half-time bit and usually turn it off or change channels immediately after the game.

    As for Five or Channel 5 or whatever the **** it calls itself these days: absolutely dire!

    Very occasionally watch the UEFA Cup on it but that's about it. Who watches this channel? Fans of Seagal, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme and vin Diesel?
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

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    The only thing I watch on telly now is the news........just like my dad did when I was young.

    Do you think I'm getting old?
     
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  4. SleepySpecialK

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    PPV porn on freeview.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He is a creepy little dwarf thing isn't he?

    "I adore it, but it's not got the period features Hyacinth insists on" or "It tooks all the boxes, it's just not got that 'wow' factor". **** OFF AND DIE.
     
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  6. Sir Dennis of Bergkamp

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    Yeah. Just Google Tasmin Lucia Khan and search about a bit. They're there. Actually, you may not want to bother. Nasty, little pointy things that wouldn't give a "gentleman" the satisfaction of a decent bunny rub.

    Sorry to be of so little help but can't really be arsed to find the pix for you at the moment as the revelation of Christine Thingy making the FHM Top 100 has put me in a severe state of depression.:steam::steam:
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, spot on.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    She looks alright to me, albeit the photos on google are usually publicity shots which have been airbrushed to hell. Being a leg man rather than a tit man I don't mind a pair of small bumps.

    In fact, having small tits really helps with the dressing up as a schoolgirl fantasy <ok>
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's the best I can get past work's filters. I would.
     
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    Thank you for you efforts my friend aswordmadeofhash etc etc.....

    Now see what I mean StereoTypist?

    Although I don't disagree about the dressing up as a schoolgirl bit.:biggrin:
     
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    I was genuinely pleased with myself that I couldn't tell the difference between neighbours and home & Away. Just like my old man couldn't tell the difference between soaps when i was a youngun.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    I don't do the lottery any more so they don't annoy me so much these days but the programmes around the lottery on a Saturday night were ****ing annoying. Those stupid quiz shows.

    "Tell us the numbers. Tell us the numbers. JUST TELL US THE ****ING LOTTERY NUMBERS!" <grr>
     
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  14. RyanNUFC

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    Anything with Piers Morgan in it
    Deal or No Deal
    Hollyoaks
    Glee
    Any cooking program
    Most 'talent' shows
     
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  15. Hash.

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    ya i seen yer english lottery ..wtf is that all about , here in ireland its a 2/3 min programme , no ****ing machines with names etc just one machine a load of balls and bang theres ur numbers catch ya next draw bye ... cant beat it
     
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    All soaps
    X-Factor
    Piers Morgan's ****
    Big Brother, other things like that
    Masterchef
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Jeremy ****ing Kyle!

    Forgot about that ****!
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    I would never tire of punching Piers Morgan.
     
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  19. Lucaaas

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    That Miranda program is pretty ****e, and unfunny.
     
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  20. Ron

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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