Lolz, why would anyone go away for a weekend when you can just go down the road? lolz. Lolz, and stuff.
Stood at airport bar next to Hugh Fearnley Whittingdale? who just spat his dummy and cancelled his whole order because they had no slimline tonic! Probably just saved himself a hundred quid for his four drinks.
It ruins gin imo, that after taste of the sugar substitute just kills the flavour. Why people try and make alcohol healthy is beyond me.
I’m suffering an epic hangover. put my foot in my mouth massively last night. Some poor kid I said you need to sack your barber you’ve got two tram lines in your hair. Turned out he’d had a brain tumour.. ffs. anyway I’m having a breakfast commie would be proud of. 4 sausage, 4 rashers, 3 hash browns, 2 fried eggs. Haven’t got any mushrooms which is upsetting not black pudding. Might have some haggis in the freezer though.
Also started a curry. Got some onions, cloves, curry leaves, chili and cumin cooking down for the base.