What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You won't be taking the piss when China invades us and Comm and his marine mates are all dead, luvgonzo has no one to put into military prison and the flag calls on me to save your arse.

 

Good effort looks nice.

 

Twas mate, could barely finish the cob at the end but I love that **** so forced it down.

 

I’m fairly sure they’d call me before you homes.

 

I served in the cadets mate Royal signals.

Serving bigmacs in McDonald's doesn't qualify you for war bro.

 

It all looks a tad greasy mate but would have eaten it.

 

Did you not have the bottle for the real deal?

 

Haha I'd say I had the intelligence to know better.

Depends how you look at life I guess

 

Your wrong about greasy but thanks

 

Photo speaks volumes

 

Was it the gay thing?

 

Nah mate ffs, gays are allowed In the army, right?

Was more to do with earning minimum wage, possibility of death, being told what to do from wake to sleep, and no chicks

For those reasons the army was not for me, oh and I loved getting high too

 

Well for a self proclaimed chef mate you don't know ****

 

Yes mate, I know **** all.

 

Just a quick sausage bap, as going to the match. Red sauce of course, no doubt there will be heathens that insist on brown.

 

Nah you're good, brown with bacon.

 

Brown is the word.

 

Everything is allowed in the armed forces these days.

Lots of folk join up so the MOD pay for their gender changing ops.

 

What?? That can't be true?
I'd be outraged if I paid tax.

 

Defo. Loads of folk do it. Gender reassignment means they’re undeployable so they don’t have to face any conflict, just sit at home waiting for somebody to lob their nob off.