Eating glass, pineapple chunkies out of urinals, drinking ashtrays full of tabs ends, not some of my finer moments. One of the funniest times, once my sister visited me as i was digging over the garden, i'd had a few beers, and i wanted rid of her, so i picked up this dirty great earthworm, brushed it of. 'You wouldn't dare'. Few seconds later, worm was getting chomped, she ****ed off.
Nothing worse than bad rum, I got a bottle of Duppy Share at Christmas I've been slowly mixing it with other bottles to make it less horrible, just about drinkable now.
Many years ago when i was living in surrey, i was lodging with a couple of psycho paddies, i got bladdered on a bottle of cherry brandy as they were smoking their joints. I actually thought i was dead the next day.
Yeah bad booze it's a ****er, of all the cheap **** I've ever tried rum is the worst though. On saying that the supposedly good over proof stuff isn't for me either, the smell it's horrendous.
On the rum early doors mate. This’ll end with you posting tunes at 2 am and waking up with a minger of a hangover if you’re not careful That glass reminds me of that Fosters advert btw. Serve it up in an old jam jar mate.
Meant to be having burgers, hot dogs and steak on the barbecue with the kids. Trouble is, the Mrs is sat outside with her Sav Blanc monkey mates and I'm not even allowed to light the ****er yet, let alone cook on it. And guess what, not one of the bints thought it would be an idea to pre book a taxi and they're all alarmed by the fact that there's a 45 minute wait. Who else would be going out at seven on a Saturday ffs, it's unheard of?!? Tea is gonna be a late one. I'm having a massive G&T while sat seething watching the cricket.
Surprised they haven’t ask you to ferry them about mate. Getting on it is your best bet here. Takeaway menus at the ready, they ain’t leaving.
Made sure I had a couple of Moretti earlier while lawn mowing/air show watching. Thus eliminating the possibility of me driving them. Well, that and having my three kids with me of course. I've not got room for everyone!
She also bought us Finest Scotch Bonnet burgers. Which my boys won't ****ing eat. Her answer? I saw scotch and just assumed it meant Aberdeen Angus. My eldest gonna get a hot tongue. Not even bothering with the other, he'll know it's wrong from ten yards. My daughter just be eating bread rolls, **** all else. Jaysus!!
ok ignoring the tone of your shhite camera, I'm actually impressed Just tell me there is no cheese in that and you've cracked it mate.
