What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Thought you meant Wicksy.

Every loser wins and that.

 

He’s a **** who can’t cook.

It’s like getting stranded in a jungle. Pick between bear grylls or Ray mears.

I’d take ray mears, I’d have a house made of wood and be eating a three course dinner.

Bear you’d be eating raw rat and drinking piss sleeping in a ditch.

 

Ray Mears would bore you to death whilst cooking it though, so...

 

Yeah I’d take that over drinking my piss.

He could recite quips about the time he roasted a bird in the desert or such like.

 

Both utter ****, who sold their souls.

 

Ed Stafford is the man anyway.

 

No he's not

He#s a **** also

 

Peter Duncan anyone?

 

Cos he doesn’t make Hash Browns in the wild?

 

cos he's just another ****

 

Blue Peter?
Flash Gordon?

Got a signed record. **** story so won't say how or even why.

 

Yeah, the Blue Peter one.

Was also chief scout, like Bear.

Wasn't he in soft porn too or something?

 

A little three egger for breakfast.

 

Bit gooey in the middle?

 

Perfectly cooked!

Bit of ham and cheese as the filling. Went down well.

 

Spanish stew.

 

At least it’s not beige. Well done.

 

I'm trying hard.

 

One of your better dishes apart from the fooking chickpeas!

 

You gotta have chickpeas.