What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Yours are all over complicated spag bol should be simple.

 

Make sure marinade and sauté something to go in it or it'll be bland.

 

last night i had bacon, sausuage, egg sarnies.. was a shame to waste the the pan, so fried the top bread in the fat...yummy

 

It will be basic. Meat, onions, tomato, garlic, herbs, wine, although he’ll just be pouring the wine for me to drink.

No marmite, no minced chicken testicles, no coconut cream, no parsnips and we won’t be using a slow cooker to prolong the agony.

 

yeah, although im tempted with a few

 

happy wine evening then mate

 

Mary Berry does a spag bol that takes about 2 hours.

 

1 1/2 hour baking her dried tampax

 

Not as simple as math or haig though.

It should have flavour. You made mice and onion. You may as well have ‘hoyed’ ketchup in the ****.

 

I blame her rickety fingers the old ****. She can barely pick up a pan.

 

Mrs luv does that. ****ing horrible.

 

that's me,

 

Welsh

 

North Welsh.

 

I have ties to Colwyn Bay. I go there for weddings and funerals. Met Neville Southall there once.

 

What kind of ties? Rope ties? Paisley ties?

 

Cable ties?

 

With linguine

 

Yeah any pasta will do really but linguine for me. If I remember correctly using spaghetti it's a British thing and the Italians would use tagliatelle.

 

I had it in some little village near Brescia and they served it with capelette, sauce inside the pasta and some stirred into it as well. Was probably the nicest version I’ve had of it although I didn’t go home and **** over it, it was still just the same thing really.