I'm the opposite mate. I don't think I've had anything other than scrambled eggs done in the microwave since before I left home and I've been married 30 years?
I'm definitely no chef but I crack two or three eggs into a Pyrex jug add a little milk and teaspoon of butter and whack on for a couple of minutes. After a minute I take it out and give it a stir as the eggs kind of soufflé and they need a stir. They do tend to be drier and less silky than eggs done by the traditional method.
Before the hammer got thrown down Hiag did manage to send me a picture of Skiddy which it only seems fair to share now... please log in to view this image
Ffs before @brb thinks I'm involved ive been sitting down feeling like a lubed up sloth all day. Plus I don't dox, and don't get involved in pms about doxxing.
I'm not capable of being guilty today. Brb thought i was HIAG though so I'll probably get the blame...
Jasper is like our little cat whisperer, do you reckon he feeds all the cats within a 5 mile radius? Can imagine his kitchen kinda looking like... please log in to view this image