What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I understand you have a high metabolism and require probably 3500 calories a day if not more.

 

probably more than mate..which is why i'm a skinny ****

 

My Missus was the same, sea food diet and eat it, never put a pound on.

 

I probably need between 4/5k calories a day, probably more.

So your tiny mouse sized curry dishes are a mere snack...Plus they'd probably give me the ****s so it's counter active.

 

No, your body would have aborbed the calories before you puked. My chicken passanda is laces with sugar, coconut milk powder and almond powder with fresh cream, probably a normal persons calorie intake for a day.

 

Maybe your 600 calories a day intake man.

 

There are lots of different types of curry and there's nothing wrong with a coconut milk based one, the sauce was perfect. It's a great recipe and one I can't take credit for although I can make a good one from scratch myself.

 

Plate number one is human spew

Plate number two is a bowl of oil with cat spew stirred in

 

Most curries are coconut based if they have sauce...

 

#gingemasterchef

 

Ginge just gets angry if his bowls of repulsive slop get punked by an ‘amateur’ on here.

Luv’s food looks better, not even a discussion.

 

All he does is bring the thread down with his superior cooking ,cough cough.

 

I should have dressed the plate better though the underside of a chicken thigh is never pretty.

 

#luvforalambcurry

 

wait till ya see my plate of **** in about 30 mins mate..your's looked edible

 

It didn’t .

 

My next dish is going to be a leftover goose biriyani.

 

Did, a bit

 

I’ve never seen him post anything that looks nice.

I’d like to see him present some proper tiffin food if he’s spent so long in India. Curry in metal bowls, wow.

 

Ginge has just knocked up a vegetable balti purée with a reduced whiff.

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