What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

When your last Chinese meal was under cooked.

 

breakfast

 

Wtf up with my phone

 

I've gone for the 4 slice of bread, healthy option late night snack.

 

Healthy? White bread and crisps?

 

It has cucumber in, that's healthy.

 

Sorry about the lighting but having chicken madras for supper.

 

On a tray, are you a bumber?

 

Roast chicken. I’ve really gone off roast dinner. I tried to jazz it up by drenching the chicken in garlic, lemon and herbs but it was still boring. 2 hours cooking, the kids shoved it down their throats in 5 mins.

 

You try carrying a searing hot korai without one sandwich man.

 

Bumber.

Plus it looks like ****. I don't mean just yours, but all madras looks like a pile of sloppy steaming turd.

 

Only men can handle my Madras.

 

Is that why you moved to Thailand?

 

Really don't care .

I do know it will be cooked in one of these though

https://www.bosch-home.co.uk/produc...n-ovens/NBS533BS0B?breadcrumb=cookersandovens


after days and days of take away or microwave crap !!!

 

Cats Rule

 

Maybe I should label it, ‘Not for women’.

 

I'm sure the women there can handle your curry. They eat raw chilli's ffs.

 

They do but not many like the spice combination in curry here, they find the flavour overpowering. Although one Thai lady ordered a chicken Jalfriezi which had 15 green Chillies in sliced lengthways and never batted an eyelid.

 

I'm like that. Can eat spicy Thai food. But Indians wipe me out.

 

I can’t decide what the **** to make for dinner today.

Am battling trying not to drink booze and eat red meat.

Am thinking I may go and buy one of these and a bottle of red..