What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

But the pub beer tables are mine.

 

The owner of the Red Lion wants a word.

 

Tuna Nicoise salad for this open minded francophile.

Minus the potatoes.

 

It’s ****e minus the spuds, I admire your dedication.

How much have you shed so far?

 

Nah, it was good. Two small soft boiled eggs, tin of Tuna in water and a green leaf salad with a low cal dressing. Didn't need the spud.

I put all the stuff I lost after Christmas back on after a period of inactivity and nights out and barbecues! I'm starting from scratch again really. I'm trying to shed half a stone before I go away, I'd be ok with that. I've maintained the exercise mostly, it's the food intake that fell off a cliff.

Just need to focus on eating well at breakfast and dinner so I can have the occasional splurge for the evening meal. It's working away does it, we go out once a week for food and beer, which is fine, but it often becomes two.

Last week was an impromptu Tuesday curry night, followed by a beery barbecue, followed by inexplicably watching the England game Thursday. Hard to counter that!

 

You'd swear I was rocking fat the way I go on about it.

I'm not, just carrying a spare tyre currently that's a **** to shed.

 

Is this a gay pride thing? Stick to ordinary pastry ya butthole surfer.

 

Shut ya piehole, pies have flakey pastry like sausage rolls ya mongo.

 

No dinner tonight as my plate of choice was faster than me.

 

The neighbour bought a bicycle?

 

So that’s how he does it.

 

Had a big plate of pad krapow today delicious but bang over my heat threshold apart from the usual 15 red Chillies it was loaded up with fresh green peppercorns. I’m on first name terms with the toilet seat.

 

The clue is in the name mate to be fair

 

What pad?

 

Krap-ow!

Translates to sore poops.

 

Spag Bol.

 

Krapow translates as Thai basil and pad means wok fried. The meat is put on the end ie. pork (moo) chicken (gie) beef (nueaa) I had pad krapow moo.

 

Surely beef is moo.

They missed a trick there.

 

Cow is วัว (Woowa) but I get your point.

 

My bottle of Fume is corked. I am ****ing raging.