Getting a camera spit-roast mate Not by choice I might add! But I'm also extremely anaemic at the minute. Dracula would've overdosed on the amount of blood and iron I've been given the last week! So they've got to find out why. Best results would be ulcers or caeliacs I guess. Something treatable or manageable. Worst, well, lets not go there just yet!
You're probably just being a bit of a pansy Blun. Or you have a burst pile. Seriously though, get well fast pal. Lay off that black stuff for a while and eat well, stay positive and keep the humour, it's the best drug!
Cheers mate. 1 question I've been asked a thousand times. Is your **** black recently? I only drink Guinness. Its always ****ing black
Cheers mate. Rather depends on the surgeon... She might be... Based on the one's I've met so far though, that ain't happening
Good luck with everything mate Hope the fellow muslamic is looking after you. Not always very sympathetic these asian women
You'll be lucky pal I had the fatty liver thing and was referred to a dietician as I'm not overly fat myself but diet can mean skinny but fat on organs I walks I to the office and there's this massive bird in their who starts telling me what to eat to lose weight. Big grin on my face didn't go down well
I had a friend at work who became a health visitor. She was about 22st. How she got past the interview stage is just one of those medical mysteries never to be explained!
There is actually a movement that is saying those who are going on about the obesity epidemic need to look closer to home Nurses are huge these days
Have you had to do a stool sample? I had to do one once and I decided the best course of action was to do the cack onto a bed of paper that I'd laid in the bog. It worked a treat, it just was a bit wet (I had stomach ulcers) so I could only offer them mushy cack that had bits of bog roll paper mache in it... looked a lot like one of Ginge's restaurant offerings as it happens.
