What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Remind me never to come to yours for cous cous.

 

... I'm OK with my choice

 

currently tucking into my sunday Manwich

today i went for.

8 rashers of smokey bacon resting on a footlong baguette topped with sun dried tomatoes, fried haloumi and two poached eggs, a sprinkle of coarse pepper and parsley, cuppa tea and a spliff on the side

 

Had taco night last night.

Made a.superb chilli and a toned down one for the kids. I'd be having the leftovers for lunch today had I not polished off the ****ing lot like a right fat **** last night.

 

I'm not joking here I could do that no problem, however there is a but...

Them sausages would need swapped for good quality sausages cos they're them frozen turds. The bacon also would need to be free from Ebola, the eggs would have to be free range and free from any egg snot from being undercooked.

I'd also need 3 cans of Fanta.

 

Greedy ****

 

Resting? Were they half way through a marathon or something?

 

I couldn't do even a fifth of that!

Most of it looks uncooked though!

 

obviously never seen a m&s food advert

 

On a bed of crushed mushroom and fennel crumb.

Looks like a used nappy.

 

yikes! Crushed mushroom and fennel, nappy grub fo shizzle

 

After missing breakfast.

quick lunch.

3 bacon, 4 sausages, 2 burgers, mushrooms, chicken curry and chips. Strawberry cheesecake and a pint of squash.

hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go.

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Looks good but should be on the plate of **** thread.

 

It needs more meat mate

 

Possibly

 

****ing hell. How do you even dream that up ffs?

Makes my chicken and avocado wrap with some roasted butternut squash soup positively queer by comparison.

 

. fat bastard

 

I just raid the fridge, anything goes. And usually it is everything.