What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Black coffee does it for me.

 

tea morning
coffe afternoon
beer evening.

sorted.

 

What are you like? Some soft road ferang or something. The tea here is ****e (although I have copious amounts of Sainsbury’s red label at home).

 

gotta keep my fluid levels up

 

I'll just tell the missus that the solution to my problem means her spending more time in the kitchen and me more time down the pub!

Cheers guys, much appreciated.

 

True gout story and not a joke. I was sitting with some lads I know in a pub now the place I grew up in is like the end of the world, hillbillies and bikers proper dump and some lack intelligence. So one particular stupid specimin is sat at the table with a pint of cider and he sparks up a conversation.

Went to the doctor because my foot had swollen up, hurts like **** could hardly walk. Told me I had gout.

Oh right so how to you stop that?

Just told me to stop drinking Strongbow.

What the **** is that then?

Mangners.

 

Two chicken peri fillets, chips, spicy rice, and 12 wings.

 

Nando’s ?

 

Nah, local chicken place it's better than Nando's.

Only managed half so far, not sure what's wrong with me.

 

Fat chunt

 

Was the chicken people there?

 

Cheat meal. Only had half.



So far.

 

Ooh you are a devil.

 

Having Thai laab, skillet of chilli prawns and some rice. I hate rice unless it’s egg fried. Though you really need cold rice to make it.

@The Ginger Ninja
Ginge any ideas how to jazz up freshly boiled basmati rice?

 

10 guinnesses and an Indian as prescribed by my colleagues here

 

Can you take a photo of your next toilet visit please...

Not sure about everyone else but I’m happy to view a photo of the explosion.

 

Well that's just ****ing pervy.

But okay will do

 

I suffer with IBS. The other week I woke up at about 4am massive stomach cramps. Went and sat on the ****ter. Pain was massive so was leaning quite far forward whilst sat there. Then it exploded. When I eventually got off the throne there was **** up the lid of the toilet. I really wanted to photograph it as have never seen **** spatter up the lid.

Was quite a proud moment. Much like the time when wiping an flicked a giant pegnut against the toilet door by accident.

Good times.

 

Ok......

Thanks for sharing.....

 

You're ****ing minging man!

Tuna steak, roast spuds and asparagus for tea. Ruined it with some ice cream for afters.

Got a cracking Spanish red on the go.