What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Egg money shot.

 

@Chief

 

Looks dry, where’s the beans and tomatoes?

 

Making French cheese on toast

 

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Wow, steady on. Next series of master chef isn’t starting til Easter.

 

Deffo do that again.

Fuking Game changer

 

Future mother-in-law made pheasant. Was decent.

 

^^impregnated her with the pheasant.

 

Do you know impregnated means?

 

Bit sexist

 

I didn't realise some religious people don't eat a combination of cheese and meat ie cheeseburgers. Although I knew about Kosher I didn't know the exact reason for it ie. to do with their hooves...I just assumed pigs were the dustbin of nature lol.

https://www.jmberlin.de/en/kosher-what-is-it

 

Yeah no meat and milk together. People have separate cutlery and **** too. Think it’s meant to be bad for digestion to have them together.

I reckon back in the day pork and shellfish were dirty and got peeps sick so they made up a rule to ban them.

 

Yeah makes sense that. I can see why the rules covered concerns centuries ago.

 

That looks banging!

 

That's what the egg and laverbread is for. Don't mind beans though.

 

Just had an out of date Ginsters pastie. It was ****in rank.

 

Good luck

 

Thing I hate about Ginsters pastie is they taste very peppery and I often think that's done to make up for the lack of flavour, although probably more a presevative along with all the salt they add, hence the claim of no artificial preservatives. I'd eat one if I was hungry, but not bought one for ages. Btw one pastie is about your entire salt content for the day lol