Blimey mate that onion bargee & pakora? looks so unappealing. Curry looks like a boil in the bag job.
It was ****ing lethal, all ****ing horrible and crazy hot, couldn't eat it and had to keep sipping my pint.
Mate if I were you I'd be drinking a whole bottle of Gaviscon tonight before bed. Hang in there and hope for the best
Thanks for the concern, I'll be alright. Just have to forget it happened and move on. Every marriage has its ups and downs but I won't be doing Weatherspoons curry club again. Mrs luv in the back room we don't want to speak right now.
You've just described me and the missus every ****in day. Think she's a bit horny tonight. She came at me flashing her minge asking me to **** her. I'm like the prem kicks off tomorrow, go **** yersel.